Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Randomize
