all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
