I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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