The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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