I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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