whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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