I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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