I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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