so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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