summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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