is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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