I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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