I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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