Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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