I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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