That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
ugly people sure do ruin things
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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