she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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