Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I see more hoeing in ur future
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