I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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