East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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