Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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