I'm gonna have a badass scar
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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