so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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