I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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