Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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