Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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