literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
