I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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