I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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