PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
