hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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