That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My life is pants optional.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
