Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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