seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Couch. On fire.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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