Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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