Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
