I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
How's work?
Spinning.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
we're so committed to being not committed
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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