doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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