I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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