Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Someone shit on the floor
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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