I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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