I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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