All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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