so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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