Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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