that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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