I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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