when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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