these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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