"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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